A dervish used to perform various miracles through Isme Azam. Seeing his miraculous works, a man took the pledge and said, "Sir, I want to learn Isme Azam." The dervish gave a bowl to the man and said, "Take this bowl and go up the mountain. I have a friend there. If you give him this bowl, he will teach you Isme Azam." But the condition is that you will not be able to see what is in this bowl. The man is going up the mountain with the bowl. On the way, he thought, "Why don't you check what is in the bowl? The saint will not understand it. He thought, "Why don't you just open the bowl and immediately a mouse comes out of the bowl and runs away?" The man tried hard but could not catch the mouse and returned to the saint. The saint told him, "You are not worthy of learning Isme Azam." To test how trustworthy you are, I put mice in the bowl, but you failed the test. If you teach you Isme Azam, you will not be of any use to people."
A donkey is arguing with a tiger. The tiger says the grass is green and the donkey says no. The donkey said, "Hey, brother, don't escalate the argument. Let's go. We will ask the king of the forest, the lion, for a solution. He will tell us whether you are right or wrong." The tiger said, "Let's go." The two of them stood in front of the king of the forest, the lion. Before the tiger could say anything, the donkey shouted, "Your Majesty, tell me whether the grass is green or blue. I say the grass is blue and the tiger says the grass is green. Please decide for yourself. The lion said, "I will decide for you later. I will decide for the tiger first." The lion said to the tiger, "You are a fool. You will not enter this forest for the next month." The tiger said, "Your Majesty, for what crime have I committed, you are punishing me so severely." The lion said, "You are a strong and intelligent animal. The donkey will get scared when he hears your roar. Why are you wasting your time arguing with this uneducated, foolish donkey?"
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A king told a poor man in his kingdom that if he wanted, he could eliminate his poverty forever. For this, he would have to pass a test. He would enter his huge garden through one door and leave through the other. He would pick all the good fruits in the middle. The more good fruits he could bring, the more reward he would get. But the condition was that he could go forward but not backward. As the king said, the man entered the garden and saw many different kinds of fruits. The man thought that if he went further forward, he might get better fruits. He started walking forward, but after walking for a while, he saw that now there were no fruits to be seen, only trees. There was no way to go back to pick the fruits. Just like this man, we also say that we will get better tomorrow, but tomorrow we will die, yet we cannot get better.
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100 crazy people are being taken abroad by plane for better treatment. One of these crazy people is a smart crazy person. That smart crazy person opened the cockpit door of the plane and entered the cockpit and said to the pilot, "This pilot, you get out of here and let me fly the plane." The pilot said, "This is a disaster." How did this crazy person open the cockpit door? The pilot was smart and said to the crazy person, "If you want to fly the plane, there is one condition." The crazy person said, "Tell me what condition?" The pilot said, "If you can stop the crazy people who are howling in this plane, I will let you fly the plane." The crazy person said, "Wait a minute, I am coming." After two minutes, the crazy person entered the cockpit again and said, "This pilot has silenced all the crazy people. Now let me fly the plane." The pilot noticed and saw that it was true. The pilot was surprised and asked the crazy person how you stopped this crazy person from chirping. The smart crazy person said, "I opened the plane door and said, "Who are you going to play in the big field outside, which all the crazy people have gone to play in the kingdom of clouds."
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A traveler was sleeping on the balcony of a mosque at night when a thief stole the mosque's microphone. Then the traveler grabbed the thief tightly from behind and started shouting "thief thief!" Hearing their screams, the locals came and saw two strangers shouting at each other calling each other thieves. In fact, the locals did not know who the thief was anymore. Then the locals took these two to the local matbar. The matbar said that you are both thieves. Your punishment is that you will guard this body that committed suicide until morning. None of us will be near this body. The two of them were tied up next to the body. Then the traveler said that Allah made me a thief in the end and the thief said that why did you catch me? Tell me that is why you became a thief. Then the body said, "I found it, I found the real thief." Hearing the body, the thief and the traveler got very scared. Then the corpse said, "I'm not dead, I just pretended to be dead to catch the real thief."