Me trying so hard to make you chuckle

in #hive-1641662 years ago
When I actually discovered the "comedy open mic", I knew I'd be posting here very often but I just haven't gotten around to getting my shit together (I don't mean it literally, don't be gross). Most of my materials have actually been sporadic and I hardly put them down. I am also a master of dark humor. So people might get offended by them. The ones I do write down are actually those on my newsletter, Gibberish Steve. I would get some of my best and share them for this first post, and also I would start making reaction videos. It is something I have been considering for a while now. I spend a lot of time scouring the internet and more often than not, I come across a lot of funny clips, images, or whatnot, so I think sharing them with you guys would be awesome. Okay so here are some of my best materials of recent times. They are both Puns, witty comments, remarks or thoughts, etc. Rest assured they are guaranteed to make you chuckle at the very least.

LETS GOOOOOOO

My friends always tell me to take my life seriously and do something meaningful, but I always tell them that -

I have so much “Time” in my hands.

literally

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FYI, those are actually my hands. One of the silliest things I have done in recent years, loooool.

While writing this, I do remember something now, haha. So yall know Ben Shapiro? The American??!! The conservative??!!! C'mon, try to keep up. I would never understand why people still hold on to their conservative beliefs or identify with them. This time Ben was giving a lecture in a state in the US with loads of flooding and all. When he was asked about the solution he would profer, guess what he said???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sell your houses...

SELL YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!

To fucking whooooooooo, Aquaman??!!

Do you know how weird it is that you didn't actually get a laugh from this? Stand-up comedy is so difficult. You make a joke, nobody laughs, then you start explaining the joke. It's insane. Now I'd hide behind this text though. Before I depart I want you to contemplate the next image for a moment.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL F**k??!!!!!! This is unfathomable.

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...And I was chuckled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh...funny you Steve..
You have made my morning 🤩😇👍

That's wonderful 😊

Thank you

Hope you're having a great day 🙏

Sure ..my day has been awesome. 🤩

That's great.

I reckon it would get better 😌

Mehn, so.much thyme - time on your hands really 😂. Wait how did you snap that? 🤔

I guess the woman could not even recognise her self anymore..and see what the man got for perhaps taking good care of her..

🤣🤣🤣

I actually got my sister to help.

The woman day ment jare 😅

Sooo starting to hang around more and now I see you've hit the hard stuff... Should really switch to weed it's better for the skin 😁

Oh wait are you actually serious??

Well not too serious but it can't hurt 😁

Right

Thank you 🤣😌

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not that she didn't recognize herself. The deal was, he wasn't supposed to save them on his phone, he got what he deserved.

Did you snap the photo with your mouth?? Damn you're good.

Oh wait, he wasn't supposed to save them on his phone??!!

Why? Are they not married? 🤔

Thank you sire, actually it was my sister that helped me take the photo 🤣🤣🤣

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