PostsCommentsbennettitalia in #hive-155986 • 2 years agoBed Wetting (a waking nightmare for @improv's Punday Monday 290)Jameson was THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND when he went DOWN. Luckily, he ended up CRASHING on something ULTRA SOFT. Unfortunately, the something he ended up crashing on was situated…bennettitalia in #hive-161155 • 2 years agoThe Chronicles of Karate Joe - Episode 3: A Business Model to End All Business Models (short fiction for #freewrite prompt "future business")"But how ?" she demanded, her eyes snapping back into focus. "I mean, I suppose the Resistance™ could've blacked out our memories. They'd do it if they needed to. If they…bennettitalia in #hive-161155 • 2 years agoThe Chronicles of Karate Joe - Episode 2: Brain Barriers (short fiction for #freewrite prompt "more barriers")Karate Joe let go of her arm. Jane slumped back against the padded booth seat, looking dazed. "They're..." She took a deep breath, and tried again. " Are they...?" Karate…bennettitalia in #hive-161155 • 2 years agoCity SnowSnow is sweet, here in the wild outlands of Colorado. It means balance; that the world is not so far out of whack as it might seem. It means that the pinons, the cottonwoods, the…bennettitalia in #hive-161155 • 2 years agoThe Chronicles of Karate Joe - Episode 1: Ball Winders (short fiction for #freewrite prompt "ball winder")Karate Joe scratched at his mechanical eyeball, appearing to be lost in thought. "You know it's really gross when you do that", Ja