Jack and Jill have been everywhere
From the bottom of a hill
To the top for fresh air
Where they made out passionately
And Jack grabbed her by the hair
She begged him not to stop
Whispered she's not wearing underwear
Shortly after the pair were all the talk
The whole township began to mock
The time they came from the top of the hill
And Jill could barely walk
They candied corn and pitched a fire watched together as it popped
Packaged to go boxes for the kids called it
Cracker Jack in a box
When Jill caught wind of it she completely lost her shit
"What in the fuck is that?!"
Said he's hung like a pimple
If not for her no one would know Jack
She did a backflip into the splits
Melted everybody's heart
Stood up and diamonds rained from her skirt
Burying her feet in equal parts
Kicking free when suddenly rainforest solace consumed every ear
Jill wafted her skirt and twirled her hair left everyone in tears
Said next time I come around if one of you ain't fixed that printer
I'll torch this whole town down I piss fire motherfuckers!
