🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #140 👻 Ghosting Hours, Edible Cannon Shells & Pineapple Barriers 🛡️

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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #140 🤫

👻 Ghosting Hours, Edible Cannon Shells & Pineapple Barriers 🛡️

October 15th, 2024
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image.pngby: @lebah (click pic to go to post)

     The GHOSTING HOUR is a special time of the night in Indonesia where locals people believe ghosts take over the streets. One of our ASEAN Hivers was brave enough to venture out and snap a photo of the dark and desolate streets.
     He was certainly worried about becoming ghost dinner, but to document this eerie time of the night, a little bravery and wit is required. As far as what the exact hours are that ghosts rule the streets, no Indonesian has ever revealed this secret in order to protect the country from potential foreign invaders.

photo_2024_10_15_22_17_12.jpgby: @menzo (click pic to go to post)

     EDIBLE CANNON SHELLS are a new promising technology that may change the world's power structure. China's oceanic domination has created problems for Taiwan, the Phillipines, Vietnam and Indonesia, but with sustainable weaponry the tables could turn very quickly.
     These cannon shells were developed with cassava DNA and contain a hollow core that is perfect for stuffing with black powder. For now the experimental farm location is a closely guarded secret by one of our own ASEAN Hivers.

photo_2024_10_15_21_26_09.jpgby: @ayee11 (click pic to go to post)

     SUSTAINABLE HOME SECURITY is now a reality even without the use of electricity due to the unforgiving nature of pineapple leaves. It is nearly impossible to walk through a pineapple patch, and often times low tech solutions are the best ones.
     With this in mind a community member planted a nearly impenetrable pineapple barrier around the exterior of her house, but would-be robbers not from the area will not not know that at night until it's too late and they've already been cut to shreds.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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now a reality even without the use of electricity due to the unforgiving nature of pineapple leaves

Man this is definitely the truth. There is a pineapple patch near where I live and I went out there to have a look and take some photos one day. I came back with all sorts of scratches on my legs and there seems to be some sort of irritant on the leaves as well because they kind of turned into welts. I wasn't even running but once I figured out that I had made a terrible mistake I had to walk all the way back again. I will not make that mistake again.