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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #155 🤫

🏬 Innovation, Barefoot Skiing & Mall Jails 👮

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     Locals aren't sure what to call this technological development just yet, but an Indonesian man has figured out how to maintain a business, living space, and full-size car in only 12 square meters.

     Perhaps we should call this a CAR-PARTMENT-NESS because it combines the best parts of an apartment, a business, and a car. Sleeping inside a car inside your apartment takes some getting used to, but it sure is an affordable way to live.

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     BAREFOOT SKIING in Miri, Malaysia, is the latest trend among local grannies. Most people don't have access to an airboat or jet-ski to tow them, so some future skiers resort to practicing without a tow rope.

     All you gotta do is get out in the streets and practice your stance and balance. Once you've mastered these skills you're reading for some practice at a wave park. The local government is giving all senior citizen residents a one-day pass to the local wave park just to support this new trend.

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     The first PRIVATE MALL JAIL recently opened in Malaysia, and it is known as Money Games because that is the reason most people end up in this institution. The maximum sentence is only one business day, so it's not a particularly rough stay.

     If you fail to remember your cash or ATM card after having the salesperson fill your bag and remove all the tags, this could result in a 4-hour sentence to the mall jail. Leaving your chewing gum stuck to a wall could result in a full-day stay, and so far it is causing people to behave themselves inside the mall.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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