The hypocrisy! What a wench!

I’m far more capable than my wife of doing the whole no phone thing. I am never on it when she’s around for respect of her and giving her attention unless I’m listening to a podcast or something. Her though? It’s a fucking extension of her body and is eventually going to morph into the Borg. But I’m the one who gets shit if I’m slacking off. Wenches hahaha.

By the way I found this awesome video the other day and immediately thought of you. It was a hilarious attempt.