Your humour has a hint of truth in it. Should the wife and I get Covid, I have confirmed that I have 9kg of beef brisket at the ready. Low and slow for likely 15 hours. It will provide sustenance for our recovery. There are vegetables in the freezer too, but I feel we will be too weak to do anything with them.
You, sir, may have saved our very lives by reminding us to plan for recovery.