This was certainly one of the best days of my life. I discovered the best shawarma spot in my vicinity in Abuja and was able to taste their shawarma at last.
God!
It was so good!
I got addicted, and going there to buy shawarma was always on my mind. Every time I made plans for my future goals and aspirations I always found a place to insert buying shawarma from this spot.
But I'd promised myself that I would never buy more than one shawarma at a time, because that was the only way I wouldn't go bankrupt.
But one day the urge to buy more than one was so much but I fought it, dude! Battled with that shit like a fart, and I won. I asked the kind lady to give me only one. I asked for the goat meat shawarma this time.
After some minutes of waiting they brought it for me and I was going to take it home to eat but I decided to eat it right there because justice delayed is justice denied, it's an old legal principle. Guys that stuff became a legal principle for a reason.
And it turned out to be the best decision I've made because after eating close to quarter of the shawarma I discovered they had given me the chicken shawarma instead of the goat meat shawarma.
The chicken shawarma was the bomb and it was a privilege to have it, but it was goat meat shawarma I had decided to eat today, so I raised my head angrily and the first person I saw was the manager of the place.
"Dude, I asked for a goat meat shawarma and they gave me a chicken shawarma, what in the hell?"
The guy came to me, looked at the shawarma and apologized.
"We are going to replace it with the goat meat shawarma you had originally ordered, sorry."
He made to take the shawarma from my hand but decided not to do it himself, he started to call out for the lady who had served me, she wasn't responding so he went to the back to find her.
Guys, I knew they were going to take this shawarma from me and replace it with the goat meat shawarma even though I have eaten 25% of it already. So as soon as he turned his back, I dug deep into that shawarma with my teeth and took another huge bite that had to be at least another 25%.
When the lady came to take the shawarma from me I was looking like this:
But I still tried to look disappointed so they feel sorry and not think twice about changing the shawarma.
She took it and brought my goat meat shawarma after a while. I ate it and was so full! This is all because I had 1 and a half shawarma instead of 1 shawarma.
What a lovely mistake they had made, I couldn't be more grateful. Since that day I've always made sure to eat my shawarma there just in case lady luck is in the mood again, and because of that legal principle I told you about. It hasn't happened again, but a man has to do his part 🌚.
The End
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