Now that, THAT is an amazing anime scene right there XD
Okay now I know you probably embellish things slightly to make it funnier/more entertaining but seriously did that last bit actually happen? D:
[checks comments]
Oh goodness XD
Though it makes sense in a mindless revenge kinda way, I remember youngest doing a similar thing (thankfully with greasy hands from dinner and not shit that would have been infinitely more terrible), I picked him up facing away from me so he couldn't put his grotty hands on the wall (which he'd done before) or on me (which he'd also done before) so he then decided to firmly rub his hands and all the grease from dinner through his hair.